Frequently Programmer Excuses Used by Developers

I believe as programmers or administrators, we are living in a big it community. And I know you have heard many responses from many developer or programmer excuses related with daily problems or change requests on their responsibilities.
How do I know? I'm a developer too.

If you know such developer excuses you can share with us this fun stuff!

Here is a list of top common programmer excuses in my development team

I'm not joking :)
Here is the programmer excuses list me and programmers in my development team are using frequently :)

Common Developer Excuses
It is working on my computer...
It was working yesterday !?
It cannot be done !?
It is not in the software specification ...
The master data you are using data is corrupt !!
The problem cannot be reproduced :((
You are working with the wrong version :)
You should have test it before taking to live !!!
You should restart the computer/server !!
The third party application is causing the problem :(
It is not a bug. It is a feature !
Did it ever work ?
There is an other problem with the hardware!